Shirts that don’t exist (but should they?)

Filters

Parabola
$20.00
Trapezoid Rights
$20.00
Relaxed Hyperbola
$20.00

No results found

No results match your search. Try removing a few filters.

QNIA (Questions Nobody Is Asking):

  • None of these exist. I mean they could exist. I have always wanted to wear shirts like these.

  • Yes! In the interim, if you’d like one, send an email to sheilap@alumni.cmu.edu with the subject line SHIRT. Tell me your address and what size you’d like. Don’t worry about payment on here. We will figure it out somehow by email (Zelle, PayPal, Venmo, etc). I just like making funny things.